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Jan 16

(Editing a little after listening to the Josh Gross podcast with Outside the Lines reporter John Barr.)

I have to start with a disclaimer, of course. If there’s a dispute between the UFC and ESPN, then I’m in the bad situation of being beholden to both sides. I’ve done some freelance work for ESPN, though none for Outside the Lines and very little (one story) relating to MMA. I also have reasons for keeping up good ties with the UFC.

So in writing about the dispute over the Outside the Lines story on UFC fighter pay, I’m either being incredibly stupid or simply trusting that all involved will be kind enough not to hold anything against me.

But frankly, no one should be horribly offended by anything I’m writing here. This is really more of a summary for those who didn’t get a chance to see the full broadcast Sunday morning or the rebuttal the UFC has released. And it gives some insight into the steps the UFC is taking as it continues to move into the mainstream.

The first thing you may notice if you’ve watched both pieces is that the UFC isn’t really refuting many of the points offered in the piece. That’s because the piece wasn’t particularly damning. SB Nation’s Luke Thomas called it “a tepid piece on fighter pay.”

But many UFC fans didn’t watch the ESPN piece. They’re only going to see what Dana White releases in response.

So many fans may think that the clips of Lorenzo Fertitta in the UFC rebuttal didn’t air in the ESPN piece. Most of them actually did. The consensus among most sources I’ve read is that Fertitta came across quite well.

One major exception, released earlier, is a clip of Fertitta turning the tables on his interviewer to point out how little some fighters on ESPN’s Friday Night Fights are paid. Judging by the Twitter reaction, people think Fertitta “pwned” ESPN with that bit. But the more knowledgeable MMA fans or media watchers know that ESPN isn’t the promoter of Friday Night Fights. It’s not ESPN’s job to determine how much the undercard fighters are paid.

Nor are the undercard fighters on those shows in any way comparable to UFC fighters. In MMA terms, Friday Night Fights is the rough equivalent of Shark Fights or a decent regional promotion. And the ratings reflect it. UFC draws more viewers for undercard fights than Friday Night Fights draws for its main events.

The rest of the UFC’s video consists of fighters Chuck Liddell (retired, now in UFC front office), Forrest Griffin (active) and Matt Serra (somewhat active) talking about the UFC’s generosity. Their testimony would be an effective counter to the ESPN piece … if ESPN’s Josh Gross hadn’t made exactly the same point on the program. Gross even brought up the UFC’s generosity toward fighter Dan Miller when his son needed surgery, which says a lot more about White and Fertitta’s kindness than the testimonies of established stars ever could.

The most effective rebuttal in the UFC video is a clip of Ken Shamrock telling Tito Ortiz that they made good money. That’s a subtle shot at Shamrock, who got a fair amount of screen time in the ESPN piece claiming the UFC has near-monopoly power in the MMA marketplace. OTL host Bob Ley noted on air that Shamrock also had recently lost to the UFC in court — a Nevada Supreme Court appeal over the interpretation of his contract and whether the UFC owed him another fight.

Let’s go back to the word “monopoly.” Aside from Shamrock’s comments and an awkward exchange between Ley and Ricco Rodriguez, a fighter who would have no claim to make it back to the UFC on merit at this stage, ESPN went into little detail about the monopoly issue. I don’t recall a mention of Bellator and certainly didn’t hear anything about its purchase by Viacom.** A few months ago, White said the Viacom purchase makes the UFC “the Mom and Pop” brand by comparison. Hyperbole, perhaps, but the legitimate question the UFC could raise is why fighters choose their entry-level contracts instead of a Bellator deal. Or a deal with Shark Fights or any number of well-intentioned regional promoters.

Outside the Lines did mention that ESPN UFC* bought Strikeforce. It didn’t mention the other once-viable competitors — EliteXC, Affliction or any number of Japanese promotions. Most of those imploded on their own. Can’t really blame the UFC if Affliction overpaid all its fighters or if EliteXC pinned its hopes on a former backyard brawler who was hyped as something huge but was never really a top-20 fighter.

But that’s not the point the UFC made. And it’s because the UFC knows it isn’t arguing in front of a judge or jury (at least, not here — in a case that reached the august pages of The Economist, the Federal Trade Commission is having a look-see). Fertitta and White know they’re arguing in front of fans, many of whom are enamored of the UFC’s pugnacious approach to things. So they’re arguing to their audience, many of whom flocked to applaud White on Twitter and on blogs.

In all likelihood, there’s no harm done. Fertitta says fighter pay has been going steadily upward in recent years, and that’s likely to continue. (A sadder story that might be worth some investigation: When will fighters outside the UFC earn decent money?) Entry-level fighters certainly shouldn’t be any worse off after ESPN’s scrutiny.

As for the rest of us, we can only hope that whatever battle the UFC may fight with ESPN doesn’t cause any collateral damage that makes it more difficult for us to enjoy watching and reading about this impressive sport.

* – In the initial post, I got my abbreviations confused and said ESPN bought Strikeforce. It did not. That would’ve been interesting.

** – The Gross/Barr podcast describes problems they had getting Bellator to participate. And Gross noted skepticism over Bellator in the MMA community, saying their contracts can be restrictive. 

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Jan 15

I may have a few thoughts on ESPN’s Outside the Lines piece on UFC pay a bit later. Dana White has promised a rebuttal, and I’d like to critique them both at the same time.

But one response to Michael David Smith’s thoughtful take on it prompted me to start a feature I’ve been considering for a while.

Welcome to Anonymous Genius, a compendium of the most curious comments found on sports sites. We open with this one from “Catchabrick”:

Maybe someday even our pathetic piece of a crying smallminded dutch sheit goverment will except it for the brilljant sport it is, but i doubt it. To many old people.

via Outside the Lines Investigates UFC Pay, But Questions Remain.

Jan 05

It started with an innocent joke. With my eyes straining, I misread the name “CM Punk” as “chipmunk.” When my eyes refocused, I realized it was another reference to a pro wrestling champion whose name I just learned because he’ll be accompanying Chael Sonnen to his next fight. I thought it would be amusing to Tweet that Sonnen will be walking to the cage with a chipmunk.

An MMA media colleague who really likes pro wrestling was not amused. And pretty soon, we were down the same road of “pro wrestling vs. MMA” that will one day be settled in a Texas cage match with me and Luke Thomas taking on Sergio Non and Matt Roth.

Luke and I may sometimes come across as rather pious about separating scripted fighting from unscripted. To be fair, pro wrestling has a lot to offer pop culture. Chris Jericho has been on several VH1 I Love the (whatever) shows and is usually wittier than the alleged comedians. The Rock/Dwayne Johnson has been great in recurring appearances on Saturday Night Live. Mick Foley’s thoughtful writing and TV appearances have boosted Tori Amos’ career. So it’s not fair to say pro wrestling should stay in its own arena.

In yesterday’s Twitscrap, I defended myself with the weaker point first, saying I preferred my fictional sports to be about Texas high school football or Carolina League baseball. When pressed, I said the real problem here was the encroachment of pro wrestling into another arena. It’d be idiotic to seek out a Friday Night Lights message board to tell people the show’s lame, but if Tim Riggins (in character) walked with someone to the cage, MMA fans would have every right to say that’s silly.

Yet that exchange still doesn’t get to the heart of the problem. Some wrestling/MMA mingling is harmless — Tom Lawlor’s Hulk Hogan impression sailed over my head but was hardly distracting from the fight that followed.

Japan also mixes pro wrestling and MMA with some fluidity. For the big annual New Year’s Eve fighting show, Dream mixed a tournament of legit bantamweight fighters and a couple of championship bouts with a few exhibitions of MMA fighters in pro wrestling bouts. That mix isn’t for everyone, though I’ll admit I’d rather see Josh Barnett in a pro wrestling bout than Chris Jericho shouting a bunch of obnoxious scripted boasts in a WWE show.

The problem is when the line between fiction and reality blurs. And that leads us back to Sonnen.

Start with trash-talking, most of which is harmless. No one was hurt when Nate Diaz flipped Donald Cerrone’s hat off (flipping off Cerrone during the fight was a little more difficult to defend), and these were just two willing participants trying to get fans (and themselves) ramped up for a fight. For the most part, it’s an act, designed to get fighters excited over the otherwise-abnormal act of punching someone else in the face. The “feud” is over when the fight is over.

Sonnen’s “act” has gone far beyond those bounds. The one-time political candidate is happy to bring politics into the arena. (So is Jacob Volkmann, who managed to get 15 minutes of fame by threatening Barack Obama and then casting himself as a martyr whose chiropractor job is threatened directly by the president, who apparently designed the whole health-care thing not to insure the uninsured by to oppress his business.) He gleefully insults Canada and Brazil. He has denied saying Lance Armstrong gave himself cancer, though he hasn’t exactly convinced the blogosphere of his innocence. He even takes that bluster into a serious career-threatening legal process over his testosterone therapy, blaming the media and saying he was found guilty of taking a “legal substance.”

So now we have a guy who sounds like Ric Flair yelling at Dusty Rhodes (hey, I’m old) when he’s talking about serious stuff. And when he decides to walk to a legitimate fight with a wrestler in his corner, it just seems like it should be the other way around.

Why should we care about this blurred line between wrestling and MMA? First, MMA fans have a right to know that what they’re watching is legit. Drug-testing is part of it.

Second, MMA fans have a right to say, “Look, leave Lance Armstrong and Canada’s government out of it.” Some may disagree, but the fans who prefer to watch fights without all that nonsense shouldn’t be dissuaded from speaking up.

Third, MMA — like all sports — has to watch its image. The challenges in MMA are unique in the sense that we still have grumpy old sports editors and corporate sponsors who don’t want to deal with the sport. But they’re not unique in the sense that any sport can be stereotyped. Browse any sports site and read the comments about people who think the NBA is populated by “thugs.” Look at the damage control baseball has had to do in the wake of its drug scandals and labor strife.

MMA has unique ties to pro wrestling, particularly in Japan but also in the USA with crossovers such as Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley. But MMA and wrestling are a volatile mix. Handle with care.

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Dec 06

(Classical music fades in and out as if on a distant radio station. It abruptly stops at times, raising hopes that call is about to begin. Then it restarts, dashing those hopes. … 10-15 minutes after the scheduled start time, the music stops.)

MUFFLED VOICE: … then he threw the soup.

(Others laugh)

OPERATOR: This is the UXC 132 conference call. Please hit Star-1 if you want to ask a question, but not yet. If you’re on a speakerphone, please mute it so your signal can reach our equipment. Turning it over to your host now, Mr. Jim Payar.

JIM: Thanks, this is Jim … Pierre … welcoming you to today’s call. On the line, we have UXC welterweight champion Delbert “Wild Man” Grumptalker, UXC heavyweight Pete Oneliner and Grumptalker’s challenger, Silva Silva. Silva will be speaking in Klingon, but we have Ed Worf translating for him. We’re still trying to reach Droopy Napmaster, who’ll be fighting against Oneliner — we’ll let you know when he’s on the line. Operator, we’re ready to take questions now.

OPERATOR: Once again, that’s Star-1 if you want to ask a question. We’ll pause now to assemble the queue.

(20 seconds later)

OPERATOR: Your first question is from Warren Whyzefirst from ChokeMeOut.com

WHYZEFIRST: Yeah, my question is for Droopy. Droopy, you won your last fight using a modified guillotine. Do you …

JIM: Hey … Warren? Warren? Yeah, Droopy isn’t on the line yet.

WHYZEFIRST: Oh. Um, OK then, I’ll ask Pete. Pete, Droopy tends to win his fights using various types of guillotine chokes. What do you plan to do to avoid his guillotine.

ONELINER: Knock him out. Maybe before he gets to the cage.

WHYZEFIRST: OK, great. Um, I’ll come back if Droopy gets on the line.

JIM: OK, thanks, Warren. Who’s next?

OPERATOR: Your next question is from Paul Wannabe of InsideDailyMMATimesNews.com

WANNABE: Yeah, this is for Wild Man. In your last fight, you used the butterfly guard for a total of 25 seconds. In the fight before that, you only used the butterfly guard for 23 seconds. Is this something you’ve been working on in training?

WILD MAN: Man, why you gotta ask that? I ain’t gotta talk about that!

WANNABE: Um … OK. Next question for Silva — in 2010, you fought four times. This year so far, you’ve only fought three times. Do you think ring rust will be an issue against Grumptalker?

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SILVA: Santos gardak?

WORF: Enny como Grumptalker.

SILVA: Grumptalker gardak?

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SILVA: Guhsplit.

WORF: He says he is looking forward to a great fight against a great champion who has represented the sport well for many years, and God willing, he will perform to the best of his ability. About ring rust — he says it shouldn’t be a problem because he trained for many years and is ready to take the fight wherever it goes. He thanks the UXC for this opportunity and dedicates this fight to everyone in Brazil.

WANNABE: Great, thanks.

OPERATOR: Your next call is from Mark Spottycell with Websports.com

SPOTTYCELL: Hey gu … (radio propagation) … in the Silva … (static) … imprisoned for mansla … (Russian numbers station) … trained with Jackie Chan … (random beeping noises)

JIM: Hey, Mark? Mark? Yeah, we’re having a hard time hearing you.

SPOTTYCELL: (pause) OK, is this … (more beeping noises) … with his girlfriend … (MIDI rendition of Chinese national anthem) … in Brazil?

JIM: Mark, yeah, why don’t you try again and call back. We’ll get you in the queue.

ONELINER: Dude, are we being invaded by aliens?

JIM: OK, while that was happening, Droopy Napmaster joined us.

ONELINER: Hey! You found your alarm clock!

NAPMASTER: Yeah (loud snort), sorry. I’m here.

JIM: So we’ll open it back up for more questions. Operator?

OPERATOR: We have a question from Steve Smith of Punch, Kick and Choke magazine.

SMITH: Great, this is for Droopy. When you last fought, you were three pounds overweight at the weigh-in. How’s your weight cut going this time?

(silence)

SMITH: Droopy?

JIM: Operator, is Droopy still here?

OPERATOR: He dropped off the line.

JIM: OK. Sorry, Steve, we’ll have to bring you back later in the call. Operator, who’s next?

OPERATOR: Next we have Walt Shortstraw from Big Local Times.

SHORTSTRAW: Yeah, um, hi. My question is for Delbert. This is your second time fighting in BigTown, from what I understand. Do you have any special memories of fighting here the first time?

GRUMPTALKER: Special memories? Like what?

SHORTSTRAW: Just, um, anything you remember about the town or the arena.

GRUMPTALKER: I don’t think about that. I just come to fight.

SHORTSTRAW: OK. And the last time you were here, you told fans that were booing that they could, quote, kiss your ass. What prompted you to say that?

GRUMPTALKER: I ain’t got nothing to say about that.

SHORTSTRAW: Right. Next question is for Pete. You have a reputation for having (paper ruffles) heavy hands and a good chin. Can you tell us what that means?

ONELINER: Well, you know, I ain’t too pretty to start with. So if someone hits me, I can’t get any uglier. But when I hit someone else? They get a whole lot uglier. So I got that going for me.

SHORTSTRAW: Uh huh. OK thanks.

JIM: I think we have time for one last question.

OPERATOR: Our final question comes from Buddy Toofamiliar with Fanboy.com

BUDDY: Hey, Pete, what’s up, man?

ONELINER: Not much, man, how’s it going?

BUDDY: (laughs) OK, OK. Been a long time, man. Kids doing OK?

ONELINER: Yeah, they’re … they’re good, wait, who is this again?

BUDDY: Ha ha ha ha — good one, man. Always good to joke around with you. So hey, man, can you talk about what a great ride it’s been to get to this point?

ONELINER: Yeah … um … it’s been … you know … great. I’ve been lucky to …

BUDDY (interrupting): Yeah, you said it, man. Hey Delbert! What’s up, man?

GRUMPTALKER: Yeah?

BUDDY: So what do you think for this fight? Are we looking at a knockout of the night?

GRUMPTALKER: Shut up.

BUDDY (laughing): OK, OK. So Silva, what’s going on?

WORF: Ay como merioso curioso.

SILVA: Hello.

BUDDY: So can you tell me your exact gameplan in excruciating detail going into this fight?

WORF: Cera idiota seek drogba kanu romario gameplan strategery?

SILVA: Strategery?

WORF: Aye affirmativo.

SILVA: Heh heh heh. Tell idiota forma plan secreto por raison.

WORF: He says he’ll be ready to take the fight wherever it goes.

BUDDY: Cool, cool. Thanks a lot guys, good luck.

SILVA: Thanks.

JIM: All right, thanks everybody. That’s it for today’s conference call. Reminder to media attending UXC 132 — we’ll have open workouts on Tuesday, followed by a press conference. Then on Wednesday, we’ll have a media brunch, a press conference and some one-on-one interviews. On Thursday, we’ll have a press conference, followed by some media availabilities at some charity functions, then a press conference. On Friday, we’ll have the weigh-ins. That’ll be preceded by a press conference. After weigh-ins, we’ll have some media availabilities with select fighters, and finally, a press conference. The media center will open Saturday for a light dinner and a press conference, and the first fight gets underway around 9 a.m. Then, after an interminable wait, we’ll have our postfight press conference right around the time all your energy drinks wear off. See you then.

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Dec 04

Jason “Mayhem” Miller won the coaching battle with Michael Bisping, hands down. And his attitude during the show compared with Bisping’s made it easy for fans to pick sides going into last night’s fight.

But Miller really didn’t have much of a chance. He hadn’t fought in 16 months, and his last fight was a largely ceremonial dispatching of aging legend Sakuraba. He had only one prior fight in the UFC, in 2005 against Georges St. Pierre. Dana White says he didn’t look too good in that one, but who looks good against GSP? White and some of the media sang Dan Hardy’s praises for the mere act of not being submitted in a five-round whitewash. (Hardy lost his next three fights.)

Miller’s much better on the ground than he is on his feet. Last night, he was fighting a kickboxing monster in Bisping who’s also a bit bigger — Bisping’s a former light heavyweight, Miller sometimes fights at welterweight.

So Miller, rather predictably, came out and had a strong first round (FightMetric stats clearly favor him) but used up all his energy in doing so. Bisping pounded him for another round and a half before the fight was stopped.

White didn’t seem bullish on Miller’s future after last night’s loss. He Tweeted that the fight was one of the most lopsided in UFC history, though it clearly wasn’t the most lopsided of the night. (That would be Johnny Bedford’s gruesome beatdown of Louis Gaudinot in another substantial size mismatch.) Even after getting called out on Twitter by people pointing to Miller’s first-round performance and countless lopsided fights in UFC history (Quarry-Starnes, Silva-Griffin), he stuck by it in his postfight interview with Ariel Helwani. He was even less enthusiastic about Miller in his interview with Heavy MMA.

Four reasons to keep Mayhem in the Octagon:

1. He deserves a shot to be something other than the big underdog. His two UFC fights are against the greatest welterweight of all time and a top contender who’s a bad matchup for him even if he hasn’t been inactive for 16 months. If Hardy gets to stick around after dropping four straight, why cut Miller?

2. Grappling doesn’t suck. Variety is a good thing on a UFC card. The organization has plenty of “stand-and-bang” guys who stick around forever even though they’ll never crack the top 20. How about keeping a guy who can bring it on the ground?

3. He’s a good personality. He could easily join Stephan Bonnar and Amir Sadollah in the rotation of analyst/panelist/interviewers. (And let him do a real entrance next time.)

4. Promotional credibility. Fans tend to notice if you hype somebody up and then dump on them after one mistake.

Mayhem brought a lot to this season of The Ultimate Fighter, and that’s nothing to take lightly. We need to quit pretending that the best fighters are necessarily the best or most compelling TUF coaches. (See Lesnar, Brock. Or Hughes, Matt.) Maybe he has a long way back before he can coach there again, but people would probably tune in.

If Strikeforce continues as the flashy, techno-infused sibling to the rock-and-rap UFC, maybe Mayhem would be a better fit there in the long run. But surely he deserves at least one more shot in the UFC first. He did the UFC a great service by helping them reinvigorate The Ultimate Fighter before it moves to a new network. Seems like he should get some capital out of that valuable service.

Nov 30

And we bid a fond farewell to The Ultimate Fighter on Spike. This is the final episode (not counting the finale, which is basically a “Fight Night” card) that will air before the UFC takes its programming over to the Fox networks. Spike and the UFC have had seven years of remarkable brand-building together.

This one probably won’t have a lot of the shenanigans we’ve seen through TUF history. We have two fights, and the Bisping-Mayhem feud has fizzled.

We still have a feud between John Dodson and Johnny Bedford. Or at least a one-way hatred between Bedford, who has decided to judge lest he be judged. Or something like that. I’m not sure what they covered in their Bible study.

Each guy thinks he has the advantage in the matchup. What a surprise. Dodson smiles a lot. Bedford does not.

Dustin Pague says he thinks Johnny, his Bible study buddy, has it in the bag. Better wrestler, taller, etc. Marcus Brimage thinks Bedford’s TOO tall and won’t be able to catch up.

Bisping to Mayhem: Who wins? Mayhem: The fans win. Mayhem has let his assistants split cornering duties, the easiest solution to the traditional “Hey, we have two guys from the same team” dilemma.

Dana White thinks Dodson is talented but may have trouble against a guy who’s a full head taller. Regardless of what happens here, Dodson is surely a future cornerstone of the UFC’s flyweight class whenever it finally launches.

Bedford says he can’t turn this into a big vendetta, that fighting with emotions is a bad thing. Little late for that, isn’t it?

Brittany Palmer, recently reinstated as an Octagon girl, does the walk. Herb Dean is in charge.

Tale of the tape: Bedford has a seven-inch height advantage and six-inch reach advantage.

First round: Bedford lands a good right early and clinches. Dodson gets inside with good combo. They trade, and Dodson lands a good knee. Bedford clinches, breaks. Bedford paws at his bleeding nose. Dodson’s corner asks him to throw an inside leg kick, and he does. Bedford gets a good Muay Thai clinch and throws knees, but Dodson lands a right as they break. With 1:40 left, Bedford finally tackles Dodson for a takedown and tries to pound him quickly, but Dodson gets up. Great left to the body from Dodson, too. Couple more exchanges, with Dodson quicker. Dodson even catches a kick and trips Bedford to the mat, kicking him in the midsection before he stands. 10-9 Dodson, surely.

Second round: Trade, trade, trade, BOOM! Dodson lands a left that nearly puts Bedford out cold. Dodson pounces to pound, and there’s not much more he needs to do convince Herb Dean to stop it. when Johnny wakes up, the doc asks where he is. He says Ohio. Guessing he won’t doubt Dodson’s punching power any more.

“It’s sad to see someone knocked out like that,” says Michael Bisping in a comment guaranteed to make every Internet forum explode with pictures of Dan Henderson knocking him unconscious.

Dodson moves to the final to face (yawwwwwwn) T.J. Dillashaw.

Back in the house, the focus turns to Diego, who sharpens a butcher’s knife on a rock.

Bisping hails Diego, his No. 1 pick. Bisping hasn’t outcoached Miller by any stretch of the imagination this season, but Diego could single-handedly make the final tally swing his way. (Currently in head-to-head matchups: Miller 6, Bisping 4. If Diego and Dillashaw win out, it’ll be 7-6 Bisping — with Diego and Dillashaw combining for six of those wins.)

Miller slaps his head as he tries to talk about Bryan Caraway. “I love him, but he’s bananas.”

(Would now be a good time to mention that Caraway is the longtime boyfriend of Miesha Tate, a prime player in the suddenly burgeoning world of women’s MMA matchmaking gossip.)

At weigh-ins, Bisping and Miller bet $100 on the fight. Bedford says people are stupidly counting out Caraway, who has more experience. And Diego’s just 13-7. He lost a fight right here in Fairfax County, Va., where a lot of these guys have fought.

Back to the house for some “last night in the house” hijinks, with Caraway and Brandao left out. Diego says an angel has told him he’ll be able to go back to Brazil and help people this Christmas.

And … that’s it? No wholesale destruction of the house? Just a few moments of guys drinking and playing beer pong? Times have changed.

To the cage we go, and Diego increases the size of the hole in the door. The UFC training center doors are apparently made of the same material 5-year-olds break to get their orange belts.

When the show switches to the Fox networks, it’s supposed to feature live fights. So for the last time, we can say this — it’s 10:49, so this is not going three rounds. Or two.

Bryan goes for a takedown right away. Diego fights it off and sprawls out of another attempt. Bisping: “Let your hands go! He can’t take you down.” They clinch instead, and Bryan lands a knee. Back to center, and Diego lands a leg kick that makes Bryan spin. Still, after two minutes, Bryan doesn’t look at all overmatched. He shoots again and misses, and Diego tags him a couple of times on the way back up. Diego swings wildly, which a quick, experienced foe will exploit at the UFC level. But he lands one that drops Bryan and leaves him hanging on from his back. Somehow, Bryan stands, but he walks rights into a kick that puts him down again. Somehow, he stands out of that, but it’s safe to say he’s not going to be coming back to win this fight. He stumbles to hit the mat a third time, but he’s not really able to defend himself. Josh Rosenthal rightly steps in.

Dana’s impressed with Bryan’s heart and Diego’s power.

So the finale is set, and I’m hitting publish so I can get out at the same time as Junkie.

Well, let’s wait a second. Diego starts yelling at Dennis Bermudez, his final opponent, accusing him of talking (bleep) in the house. There’s no evidence of that, and Dennis says he wasn’t as he shrugs.

And a reminder: You can vote for the bonuses for best fight, best KO and best submission.

Nov 17

If in some parallel universe I was never given a chance to appreciate MMA, I hope I still managed to avoid writing pieces like this Washington Post monstrosity bashing an activity I neither understood nor cared to research.

Let’s be clear — MMA isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Neither is boxing. Or football, rugby, Australian rules football or any sport in which people collide with malice. Or hockey or indoor lacrosse, where they sometimes toss off their gloves for bare-knuckle head punches.

But if you’re singling out MMA, the counterarguments are simple. Most boxing punches are aimed at the head; MMA targets the whole body. Chokes and armbars may look nasty on first glance, but they’re part of respectable Olympic judo, and they don’t cause long-term injuries. (Yes, we’ll make an exception for people who don’t tap when they’re in armbars or leglocks, but even then, we’re not talking about something as serious as the multiple concussions suffered by unfortunate athletes in football, hockey and soccer.) The rules used for the past decade are hardly “anything goes.”

In the Post piece, Fred Bowen offers up the odd factual clunker (boxing hasn’t had 15-round fights in decades) and an argument that would fail to impress your high school debate coach — to paraphrase, it’s basically “Excuse me, I’ve seen ultimate fighting, and it can’t possibly be more dangerous than cheerleading.”

I’ve seen triathlons, and I wouldn’t think they’re dangerous. But according to the Post, in a story I highly recommend reading, they are.

So we have the usual nightmare scenario for an opinion piece — poor/nonexistent research, misleading descriptions, personal dislike extrapolated to what the general public should avoid, etc.

Here’s the worst part: This isn’t an op-ed piece. It’s not a sports column. It’s in KidsPost, the section for children.

So instead of reading about historical figures, neat science facts or the swell things star athletes do, my kids get to read a lazy opinion piece telling them why no one should watch the sport Daddy covers.

Gee, thanks.

As always, the comments are open (within reason).

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Nov 17

I messed up “Episode” and “Season” in my last headline. Oops. Anyway, it’s Season 14, Episode 9.

Dustin Pague and his Mayhem teammates drop off a bag of food for a needy guy they’ve seen on their route to and from the training center. Nice.

Dustin also has a fight coming up, and Mayhem says he has dramatically improved. The game plan: Move around a lot, create angles, stay away from TJ Dillashaw’s straight-ahead punches and takedown efforts. Also, God’s plan will prevail.

Mayhem and his coaches stop by the house for a cookout. “They’re like castaways on an Internet-less island.” So it went into a “Joe Rogan Fear Factor” exercise to get Dustin to eat a bug. He does so, and Mayhem pays $60. “It was like biting into a rock,” Dustin said. In his confessional, he says he’s usually scared of bugs. “What is WRONG with me?”

Up to the roof of the Palms, where the coaches will play air hockey. Bisping says he plays with kids but always lets them win. Mayhem says he probably played last in fourth grade.

The fighters’ share of the challenge is up to $1,500. No pressure, Mayhem.

The first point seems to go for about 10 minutes. Then we get a montage of Bisping racing to a 6-0 lead. First game is 7-1. Then 7-4 in Game 2. Bisping gets too wrapped up in trash talk and drops Game 3, but he recovers to win Game 4 and clinch the challenge. He celebrates by standing on the table to celebrate. Then he falls as he steps off. Fortunately, they’re not right on the ledge at the Palms.

Next up is the weigh-in, which points to a long fight between Dustin and TJ. Anyone else find it odd that TJ is getting such scant screen time? Some of his teammates accused him of ducking tough fights, and we’ve barely heard a peep out of him. He really hasn’t gotten a chance to give his bio. From my recap of his quarterfinal bout: “TJ was a college wrestler at Cal State Fullerton. We aren’t told anything particularly interesting about him. That might not be an editing oversight.”

Would TJ possibly make it to the final after getting virtually no exposure during the season? Or have they tipped their hand here?

New TUF effect – a little bit of slo-mo as Dustin walks into the cage.

Incidentally, if you’re keeping score at home, Mayhem has currently a 6-3 lead with three head-to-head bouts remaining. If Dustin wins this, Mayhem cleans up. He would be guaranteed the bantamweight title, with Johnny Bedford facing John Dodson in the other semi.

But Round 1 starts as we’d expect. TJ looks a little better in the standup, and he takes Dustin down. Dustin has a good active guard and punches from his back, but TJ lands solid elbows.

One note about this season — we don’t have a lot of random shouting in the gym during these fights, so we hear nearly every word from Bisping and Mayhem. That’s an improvement over past seasons. Both coaches offer constructive comments.

Dustin needs more than Mayhem’s advice. He nearly escapes with about 90 seconds left but can’t get away. He finally stands in the final minute and lands a good knee, but it’s far too late to salvage the round.

In Round 2, TJ needs just 20 seconds to take Dustin down against the cage. Remember all those great explosive fights we had early in this season? Now we have bantamweight lay-and-pray. But TJ’s active, advancing to side control and landing some punches, then knees to the ribs. Dustin re-establishes guard but takes a big elbow to the face.

Round 3 is interesting only in the sense that Bisping is actually giving point-by-point grappling instructions, which many people wouldn’t have thought possible. But it’s basically the kind of fight we were really hoping not to see this season.

Unanimous decision for TJ. Dana and both coaches are complimentary. Dana also says Dustin was putting forth a solid effort despite being overmatched, and Bisping agrees. Can’t really blame the fighters — just a bad matchup.

No trash-talk, no pranks … wait … the dressing room door now says “Tea Bisping.” That’s cute. But it looks like the nastiness has subsided. Very strange to see that at this stage of a TUF season.

We will NOT have an episode next week. The last two semifinals will air Nov. 30, three days before the finale. And then that’ll be it for Spike.

Nov 14

A montage of Fox Sports properties scrolls past, with the UFC listed alongside the Super Bowl, World Series and other major American events. Then we see an overhead shot of the Honda Center in Anaheim, mimicking the skyline and arena shots that opened the first Ultimate Fighting Championship broadcast exactly 18 years earlier. But instead of generic music and graphics, it’s the familiar Fox theme and feel.

The first UFC on Fox broadcast is a milestone for a young sport. Yet it’s more of a symptom of the sport’s upheaval and progress than the cause. The UFC and mixed martial arts as a whole are still in a state of rapid transition from an underground movement with breakthrough stars to a new world of great potential … and uncertainty.

Technically, little about Saturday night’s broadcast was a “first.” It wasn’t the first UFC appearance on a Fox network — a 2002 bout between Robbie Lawler and Steve Berger was plucked from a hastily assembled fight card to air later on Fox Sports Net’s The Best Damn Sports Show Period. Live UFC fights have been on cable for several years. Mixed martial arts had been on network TV with CBS a few times, with UFC rival EliteXC leading the way in May 2008.

EliteXC’s run, though, was over by the end of 2008. Though the organization had a few good fighters — Lawler once again was on the broadcast, and outstanding female fighter Gina Carano drew plenty of publicity — EliteXC put much of its promotional efforts behind Kimbo Slice, who had risen to celebrity through YouTube videos of his knockouts in backyards and boat yards. It was the equivalent of an upstart basketball league hiring locked-out NBA players but featuring someone who had an impressive reel of playground dunks.

UFC President Dana White had pledged that he wouldn’t do a network TV deal just to say he had one. He waited until he and a broadcast partner could do it right.

Fox studio host Curt Menefee and Dana White sit at a desk perched in an upper level overlooking the Octagon, the distinctive cage in which UFC fighters do their business. Menefee, a polished professional broadcaster, is as comfortable discussing UFC heavyweights as he is introducing NFL studio segments. White, who regularly banters and talks trash with his 1.7 million followers on Twitter, is shouting into the microphone: “First time back on network television, you want to put your best foot forward.” He isn’t containing his nerves and excitement, but did anyone expect otherwise?

The UFC’s road to respectability has been a long one. When lawmakers saw bare-knuckle fighters punching each other (shhhh — no one tell them about indoor lacrosse, which has hockey-style fights with less attentive refs and no slippery ice to take away a puncher’s leverage) and adding in chokes, armlocks and occasional shots to the groin of a future Austin Powers actor and convict, they were not entertained. The organization had to scramble to find venues that would allow such a spectacle, and satellite providers wouldn’t make their airwaves available.

With Los Angeles policeman “Big” John McCarthy helping out from the beginning and stepping into the cage as a referee from UFC 2 onward, the UFC tweaked its rules and evolved from spectacle to sport. White and his partners, Vegas casino moguls Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta, bought the company in 2001 and aggressively pushed to get it sanctioned in every state that has an athletic commission.

The major holdout is New York, where MMA is held back by a combination of political confusion and effective lobbying from an unusual source — union group Unite HERE, which has a long-standing grudge with the Fertittas over their casino employees.

Unite HERE upped the ante by going after UFC advertisers, pressuring them not to associate with fighters and promoters who have been known to let some offensive terms slip from their mouths. So far, that movement hasn’t worked. The Fox broadcast had a lot of the same beer and video game advertisers seen on the UFC’s Spike shows, though the ads didn’t question the viewer’s masculinity as directly as the ads on Spike. The Marine Corps’ partnership with the UFC was once again in full view.

After a break, former UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar joins Menefee and White at the desk. Lesnar is considerably calmer than White even if his message is direct: He wants to avenge his loss to current champion Cain Velasquez and get his belt back.

The UFC’s relationship with professional wrestling has always been uneasy. In Japan, fighters can go back and forth more easily between real fights and wrestling spectacles. In the USA, the fan base overlaps a bit, but MMA and pro wrestling are rivals for pay-per-view dollars. And the legitimized UFC doesn’t need any hints of wrestling shenanigans in its midst.

Lesnar is a giant exception. He’s one of a handful of college wrestling standouts to carve out a career in professional wrestling. After a strong push to make it in professional football, he found an outlet for his athleticism and his competitive drive in MMA. In the UFC, he took a fast track to the heavyweight title.

Chastened by devastating illness, Lesnar no longer brings the brash pro wrestling-style hype to his fights. But other fighters are more than willing to ramp up the smack talk. Tito Ortiz, the “Huntington Beach Bad Boy,” celebrated wins with nasty T-shirts and had a memorable feud with Ken Shamrock, who dabbled in pro wrestling during his long career. The reality show The Ultimate Fighter confines its contestants to a single house in which bragging begets feuds.

The loudest mouth in the UFC these days belongs to Chael Sonnen, another former college wrestler. He has revved up a feud with Anderson Silva, the middleweight champion with moves out of The Matrix, and he surprised nearly everyone who follows the sport by dominating Silva for most of their title fight before the champion caught him with an armbar and forced him to tap out in surrender.

Out of the cage, Sonnen’s feuds are more serious. His budding political career and his real estate career screeched to a halt when he pleaded guilty to money laundering. His fight career was on hold after the Silva fight while he argued with the California commission over his professed need to take testosterone therapy and whether he appropriately told authorities about it. Sonnen continues to argue his points in and against the media, perpetuating a feud a little more real than anything wrestling impresario Vince McMahon can conjure.

Viewers get a trip to Brazil to meet challenger Junior Dos Santos, his family and his old neighborhood. Then we see a story familiar to veteran UFC fans — champion Cain Velasquez and his hard-working immigrant father. Each fighter is humble and grounded with firm family roots.

The new wave of UFC fighters is a polite bunch for the most part. The model is welterweight champion Georges St. Pierre, who speaks with a charming French-Canadian lilt and dresses for press conferences as if he’s doing a cover shoot for GQ. Even those who don’t wear a suit as well as St. Pierre approach their sport and fellow athletes with respect. Heavyweight Pat Barry hugged opponent Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic — during their fight.

Fighters often come across a typical boy next door, none moreso than lightweight champion Frankie Edgar, a Jersey kid who is small even for the 155-pound weight class. In prefight interviews, Edgar seems like he’s applying for a job at a hardware store, not preparing to punch and kick someone in a cage. And yet, since wresting the title from long-dominant BJ Penn, Edgar has put on two of the best fights in UFC history against the same opponent — Gray Maynard, yet another college wrestling All-American making his way in the sport. In January, Maynard nearly knocked out Edgar several times in the first round before the champion rebounded to earn a draw. Their October rematch was nearly a replay until Edgar landed a combination in the fourth round to get the knockout and hand Maynard his first loss.

Yet that fight card, according to master number-tracker Dave Meltzer, drew only 225,000 pay-per-view buys, a pale shadow of the seven figures drawn for Lesnar’s title fights and a few other cards featuring the sport’s elite.

The breakthrough stars who built the sport have faded. The retirees include Chuck Liddell, who brought a gun-slinger’s mentality to the cage along with a distinctive Mohawk and facial hair that popped up in various TV appearances and even a Halloween costume on Parks and Recreation. Randy Couture is finally done after fighting past age 45 and delivering the coup de grace to boxer James Toney’s trash talk, easily forcing him to tap out in the first round after the UFC granted a rare pass to an inexperienced MMA fighter just to shut him up. Tito Ortiz and Matt Hughes plug along but are no longer title contenders.

But the UFC has long strived to build its talent pool to be far broader and deeper than boxing’s. As the organization goes global and puts on more and more fights each year, the umbrella keeps growing. The UFC has bought out and absorbed other major promotions, including Japanese rival Pride, which had a roster of fighters that could challenge the UFC’s in its heyday. World Extreme Cagefighting operated separately under the UFC’s auspices for a few years before folding into the promotion and making its lighter-weight fighters available for UFC cards. Soon after Strikeforce took over EliteXC’s deals with CBS and Showtime, the UFC bought it out and continues to operate it separately.

Strikeforce has several marketable fighters, but a couple of them don’t fit into the current UFC setup for one reason — they’re women. While Couture, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson and a few other UFC fighters have taken roles in action films, Gina Carano has gone a few steps farther, winning critical acclaim in a Steven Soderbergh film, Haywire, that also features Antonio Banderas, Michael Douglas, Michael Fassbender, Ewan McGregor and Bill Paxton. While Carano has been out of the cage to start her film career, attention has turned to Olympic judo medalist Ronda Rousey, who has overwhelmed her first few opponents with her submission grappling skills and won over fans with her laid-back charm. And like Carano, Rousey appeals to men for non-fight reasons as well — a typical Web comment: “I wouldn’t last a minute with her either.”

Whether the UFC can make peace with women being in the cage rather than simply walking around it is one of the questions of 2012. White and company have made stars of their “Octagon Girls,” leaving copies of Rachelle Leah’s Playboy appearance on the media’s chairs for a postfight press conference and making sure everyone knew when Arianny Celeste was also gracing the magazine’s pages. Celeste has nearly twice as many Twitter followers as Velasquez.

But even if they’re granted access to the Octagon, Carano and Rousey won’t be the faces of the UFC in 2012 and beyond. No one will. The UFC has no intention of tying its fortunes to one person. Even the loquacious White is less of a media presence than he used to be, making smaller appearances in The Ultimate Fighter reality show and ducking out of press conferences to tend to the business of an expanding empire. The coming years will test the popularity of the brand itself, not a couple of main-event fighters.

After all the formalities, Menefee hands off to the veteran voices of the UFC — Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan. From there, the broadcast looks more like a typical UFC show. As usual, Goldberg tosses to the invaluable ring announcer Bruce Buffer, who never fails to work the crowd into a frenzy before the referee gives final instructions to the fighters.

Then we get 64 seconds of fighting. Dos Santos and Velasquez trade punches, and Velasquez snaps sharp leg kicks designed to wear down the challenger. But Dos Santos throws a powerful right hand that catches Velasquez behind his ear. His equilibrium disrupted, the champion staggers and falls. Dos Santos quickly lands a couple of punches against his downed opponent. When Velasquez turns on his side, offering no resistance, referee McCarthy stops the fight.

“Big” John McCarthy essentially invented the position of mixed martial arts referee. Most importantly, he pleaded with the original UFC bosses to give him the leeway to bring an end to a fight before someone got seriously hurt. The guiding concept: Is a fighter “intelligently defending” himself? If not, it’s over.

Without that simple concept, which McCarthy correctly applied in rescuing Velasquez from further punishment, MMA never could have been accepted as broadly as it has been. And MMA’s safety record would be far worse. The sport may be too young to conclude that it’s definitively safer than other contact sports, but the rules are designed to get battered fighters out of the fight in a hurry. Boxers spend most of their time head-hunting, rarely winning with good punches to the body, and downed boxers are given eight seconds to “recover” before taking more punishment. Mixed martial arts bouts can end many ways — a stunned fighter may be unable to defend an armbar or a fighter bent over after a kick to the body may fall prey to a choke — and they aren’t given the opportunity to continue if they’re injured too badly to continue immediately. Fights may be bloody, and submissions may sometimes injure arms or legs. But in the hands of experienced referees like McCarthy, serious injuries are rare.

Dos Santos is near tears when his hand is raised and White puts the championship belt around his waist. He tells Rogan in the cage, “I have no words to say what I’m feeling. It’s amazing, my life.” Velasquez also has recovered for a postfight interview. “I will get this belt back, for sure,” he says before giving Rogan a gracious recap of the fight.

When Seth Petruzelli, a last-minute replacement for injured MMA pioneer Ken Shamrock, knocked out Kimbo Slice in 14 seconds, EliteXC and CBS were in deep trouble, having hitched their wagon so firmly to the former backyard brawler. Announcer Gus Johnson roared that viewers had seen “the greatest upset in MMA history.” They hadn’t. Kimbo had an impressive aptitude for the sport and nearly choked out Houston Alexander in a one-sided win in his UFC debut 14 months later, but he was not the Apollo Creed to Petruzelli’s Rocky.

Dos Santos and Velasquez are in another plane, a level of heavyweight fighting Kimbo won’t be able to reach after such a late start in the sport. They’re the vanguard of a new generation of fighters who can’t afford to have a glaring weakness against other multidimensional fighters. A quick tutorial in fighting on the ground won’t cut it — Dos Santos grew up as a jiu-jitsu student in Brazil and still isn’t considered one of the better grapplers in his weight class.

As the athletes grow more sophisticated, the UFC has a challenge of making sure its fans keep pace. A 64-second knockout is an exception. So is the 15-minute slugfest between Forrest Griffin and Stephan Bonnar on the first finale of The Ultimate Fighter that brought the UFC a new audience. Good fighters usually have good defensive skills. Like the NBA, NFL, NHL or MLS, the UFC has to hope fans can stick around when the defense is outperforming the offense. White’s company also has to convince Chuck Liddell fans to become Junior Dos Santos fans or maybe Frankie Edgar fans.

But even as the UFC replaces its pioneers with a new generation, it has plenty of room to grow. With no dominant promotion in the rest of the world, the UFC is aggressively charging into other countries. New-generation fans may also be participants, training in jiu-jitsu and other MMA components in gyms popping up all over. Fox has welcomed the UFC with enthusiasm and will soon turn over many broadcast hours on cable affiliate Fuel to UFC programming.

When Seth Petruzelli knocked out Kimbo Slice in 14 seconds, that was it for EliteXC and the first run of MMA on network television. When Junior Dos Santos knocked out Cain Velasquez in 64 seconds, it was the preamble of a new era. There’s more to come.

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Nov 10

Five minutes ago, I was watching the Family Ties episode in which Alex races to the train station to confess his love to Ellen, a scene made that much sweeter by the knowledge that the actors — Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan — are a couple to this day.

Now? Michael Bisping. This is like switching from the Sundays singing “Wild Horses” to Megadeth ranting about whatever those idiots rant about.

The house is splitting up into three groups. John Dodson and the other flyweight leprechaun dudes hang out in one spot. Dennis Bermudez, Johnny Bedford and a few others are studying the Bible. The others are in the “casino” group, playing cards.

 

Akira, the prankster who manages to rationalize his own hijinks while flipping out when someone returns the favor, shaves part of someone’s hair. That appears to be Bryan Caraway, who chases him across the house to threaten him. These lighter weight classes are FAST. (See SB Nation for more of Akira’s rationalizations. They’re actually quite amusing. He might be the most diabolical genius ever to appear on this show.)

Mayhem heard Bisping was planning a prank on his car. He arrives at the training center by bike.

Bisping and his coaches arrive in the parking lot with a massive skid, as if they’ve just won a NASCAR race and want to try a few donuts in celebration. Bisping and Tiki Ghosn peek into Team Mayhem’s dressing room for an idiotic chat to distract everyone. Spike has been building this prank up for weeks. Let’s see … after the break …

The ad break includes a terrific ad for UFC 139, which has a tremendous main card. Hendo-Shogun, Wandy-Cung Le, Faber-Bowles, Kampmann-Story. How deep is the card? Ryan Bader and Miguel Torres are in the prelims. (No, not against each other. Bader wold have a slight size advantage.)

When we return, Bisping blasts fire extinguishers into Mayhem’s dressing room. Bisping’s dressing room door is destroyed. Then a mariachi band walks through the hallway and appears outside. No further explanation would make any more sense of the situation.

Mayhem applauds, giving the credit to Tiki. Bedford, who can be found griping each week at mma.usatoday.com, gripes about it.

Bisping says they did the research and found the fire extinguishers aren’t toxic.

The whole thing seems to backfire on Bisping in a sense, though. The gym is trashed from the fire extinguisher crossfire, so Louis, Diego, Josh and Akira run sprints around the parking lot because they can’t train.

Back to the house — we don’t know much about Dennis, and it turns out we haven’t heard much because he’s not particularly coherent.

Back to the gym — Bisping gets a water-spraying ambush from a restroom. He doesn’t like water sprays. He kicks open the door. Surprise! It’s Akira! Who’s on his team!

Since Akira is supposed to be fighting Dennis, they put Akira through a brutal workout in which he starts out on his back and has to escape over and over while teammates take turns holding him down.

But Akira has enough energy to do another prank with Marcus Brimage’s help. Marcus jumps on Bisping’s back and rubs his sweaty jock strap in Bisping’s face. Marcus runs away, leaving Akira to deal with Bisping. The larger, fresher coach tosses Akira down and wraps the jock strap around Akira’s face. “I actually had to taste his salty balls,” Akira says.

This has gone to a weird place.

After the ad break, Bisping shows up at the house and calls Marcus out of the house. The result: A silly-string war.

Team Miller finally gets some screen time. Mayhem brought his dog again. More importantly, he brings Siyar Bahadurzada, a Golden Glory-trained fighter who just signed with the UFC and has impressive kickboxing skills. He apparently has some experience with Akira as well.

Back from the break, Akira serenades Dennis, rhyming “weigh-in” with “slaying.” He has a terrific voice. The UFC should hire him to do trash talk for reticent fighters.

Johnny says Akira-Dennis will be about a “three-minute beating.”

Dana thinks Akira bit off more than he can chew by calling out Dennis.

Bisping talks more trash to Mayhem, leading to this odd confessional quote from Mayhem: “I respect Michael Bisping. He’s a seasoned fighter. But I respect my father, and that didn’t stop me from kicking his ass.”

It’s already 10:47. This is shaping up to be a short fight. And the winner is in the final. He’ll get slaughtered by Diego Brandao, but still …

MMA Junkie always posts its recap at 10:55, so we may know the result before the broadcast of the fight starts.

We start at 10:52. Akira catches him early. And again. And he stuffs two Dennis takedown attempts. Dennis is lunging with punches. They trade big punches. Akira lands another big one. Dennis responds. Huge left drops Dennis, who recovers and shoots, then slams. He ends up with a guillotine. Akira taps just before he conks out. Herb Dean, ironically, was the ref when Akira possibly tapped in his last fight, and he’s here to stop this one.

In the recap, Marcus marvels that one of Akira’s punches spun Dennis around. Mayhem laments Dennis’s long-range takedown efforts but was happy that the takedown occurred in his own corner. He was able to ccoach Dennis like he was playing a video game.

Akira comes to and thinks the fight is still on. Bisping has to stop him, saying “guillotine, guillotine.”

A stunning fight, one that surely won’t hurt Akira’s UFC prospects despite the loss. And another fast-paced episode. Did you ever guess Mayhem would be less interested in pranks than Bisping?

Next week: Bisping-Mayhem coach’s challenge — air hockey! Dustin Pague eats a bug and then faces TJ Dillashaw.

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