Jan 16

(Editing a little after listening to the Josh Gross podcast with Outside the Lines reporter John Barr.)

I have to start with a disclaimer, of course. If there’s a dispute between the UFC and ESPN, then I’m in the bad situation of being beholden to both sides. I’ve done some freelance work for ESPN, though none for Outside the Lines and very little (one story) relating to MMA. I also have reasons for keeping up good ties with the UFC.

So in writing about the dispute over the Outside the Lines story on UFC fighter pay, I’m either being incredibly stupid or simply trusting that all involved will be kind enough not to hold anything against me.

But frankly, no one should be horribly offended by anything I’m writing here. This is really more of a summary for those who didn’t get a chance to see the full broadcast Sunday morning or the rebuttal the UFC has released. And it gives some insight into the steps the UFC is taking as it continues to move into the mainstream.

The first thing you may notice if you’ve watched both pieces is that the UFC isn’t really refuting many of the points offered in the piece. That’s because the piece wasn’t particularly damning. SB Nation’s Luke Thomas called it “a tepid piece on fighter pay.”

But many UFC fans didn’t watch the ESPN piece. They’re only going to see what Dana White releases in response.

So many fans may think that the clips of Lorenzo Fertitta in the UFC rebuttal didn’t air in the ESPN piece. Most of them actually did. The consensus among most sources I’ve read is that Fertitta came across quite well.

One major exception, released earlier, is a clip of Fertitta turning the tables on his interviewer to point out how little some fighters on ESPN’s Friday Night Fights are paid. Judging by the Twitter reaction, people think Fertitta “pwned” ESPN with that bit. But the more knowledgeable MMA fans or media watchers know that ESPN isn’t the promoter of Friday Night Fights. It’s not ESPN’s job to determine how much the undercard fighters are paid.

Nor are the undercard fighters on those shows in any way comparable to UFC fighters. In MMA terms, Friday Night Fights is the rough equivalent of Shark Fights or a decent regional promotion. And the ratings reflect it. UFC draws more viewers for undercard fights than Friday Night Fights draws for its main events.

The rest of the UFC’s video consists of fighters Chuck Liddell (retired, now in UFC front office), Forrest Griffin (active) and Matt Serra (somewhat active) talking about the UFC’s generosity. Their testimony would be an effective counter to the ESPN piece … if ESPN’s Josh Gross hadn’t made exactly the same point on the program. Gross even brought up the UFC’s generosity toward fighter Dan Miller when his son needed surgery, which says a lot more about White and Fertitta’s kindness than the testimonies of established stars ever could.

The most effective rebuttal in the UFC video is a clip of Ken Shamrock telling Tito Ortiz that they made good money. That’s a subtle shot at Shamrock, who got a fair amount of screen time in the ESPN piece claiming the UFC has near-monopoly power in the MMA marketplace. OTL host Bob Ley noted on air that Shamrock also had recently lost to the UFC in court — a Nevada Supreme Court appeal over the interpretation of his contract and whether the UFC owed him another fight.

Let’s go back to the word “monopoly.” Aside from Shamrock’s comments and an awkward exchange between Ley and Ricco Rodriguez, a fighter who would have no claim to make it back to the UFC on merit at this stage, ESPN went into little detail about the monopoly issue. I don’t recall a mention of Bellator and certainly didn’t hear anything about its purchase by Viacom.** A few months ago, White said the Viacom purchase makes the UFC “the Mom and Pop” brand by comparison. Hyperbole, perhaps, but the legitimate question the UFC could raise is why fighters choose their entry-level contracts instead of a Bellator deal. Or a deal with Shark Fights or any number of well-intentioned regional promoters.

Outside the Lines did mention that ESPN UFC* bought Strikeforce. It didn’t mention the other once-viable competitors — EliteXC, Affliction or any number of Japanese promotions. Most of those imploded on their own. Can’t really blame the UFC if Affliction overpaid all its fighters or if EliteXC pinned its hopes on a former backyard brawler who was hyped as something huge but was never really a top-20 fighter.

But that’s not the point the UFC made. And it’s because the UFC knows it isn’t arguing in front of a judge or jury (at least, not here — in a case that reached the august pages of The Economist, the Federal Trade Commission is having a look-see). Fertitta and White know they’re arguing in front of fans, many of whom are enamored of the UFC’s pugnacious approach to things. So they’re arguing to their audience, many of whom flocked to applaud White on Twitter and on blogs.

In all likelihood, there’s no harm done. Fertitta says fighter pay has been going steadily upward in recent years, and that’s likely to continue. (A sadder story that might be worth some investigation: When will fighters outside the UFC earn decent money?) Entry-level fighters certainly shouldn’t be any worse off after ESPN’s scrutiny.

As for the rest of us, we can only hope that whatever battle the UFC may fight with ESPN doesn’t cause any collateral damage that makes it more difficult for us to enjoy watching and reading about this impressive sport.

* – In the initial post, I got my abbreviations confused and said ESPN bought Strikeforce. It did not. That would’ve been interesting.

** – The Gross/Barr podcast describes problems they had getting Bellator to participate. And Gross noted skepticism over Bellator in the MMA community, saying their contracts can be restrictive. 

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Jan 15

I may have a few thoughts on ESPN’s Outside the Lines piece on UFC pay a bit later. Dana White has promised a rebuttal, and I’d like to critique them both at the same time.

But one response to Michael David Smith’s thoughtful take on it prompted me to start a feature I’ve been considering for a while.

Welcome to Anonymous Genius, a compendium of the most curious comments found on sports sites. We open with this one from “Catchabrick”:

Maybe someday even our pathetic piece of a crying smallminded dutch sheit goverment will except it for the brilljant sport it is, but i doubt it. To many old people.

via Outside the Lines Investigates UFC Pay, But Questions Remain.

Jan 05

It started with an innocent joke. With my eyes straining, I misread the name “CM Punk” as “chipmunk.” When my eyes refocused, I realized it was another reference to a pro wrestling champion whose name I just learned because he’ll be accompanying Chael Sonnen to his next fight. I thought it would be amusing to Tweet that Sonnen will be walking to the cage with a chipmunk.

An MMA media colleague who really likes pro wrestling was not amused. And pretty soon, we were down the same road of “pro wrestling vs. MMA” that will one day be settled in a Texas cage match with me and Luke Thomas taking on Sergio Non and Matt Roth.

Luke and I may sometimes come across as rather pious about separating scripted fighting from unscripted. To be fair, pro wrestling has a lot to offer pop culture. Chris Jericho has been on several VH1 I Love the (whatever) shows and is usually wittier than the alleged comedians. The Rock/Dwayne Johnson has been great in recurring appearances on Saturday Night Live. Mick Foley’s thoughtful writing and TV appearances have boosted Tori Amos’ career. So it’s not fair to say pro wrestling should stay in its own arena.

In yesterday’s Twitscrap, I defended myself with the weaker point first, saying I preferred my fictional sports to be about Texas high school football or Carolina League baseball. When pressed, I said the real problem here was the encroachment of pro wrestling into another arena. It’d be idiotic to seek out a Friday Night Lights message board to tell people the show’s lame, but if Tim Riggins (in character) walked with someone to the cage, MMA fans would have every right to say that’s silly.

Yet that exchange still doesn’t get to the heart of the problem. Some wrestling/MMA mingling is harmless — Tom Lawlor’s Hulk Hogan impression sailed over my head but was hardly distracting from the fight that followed.

Japan also mixes pro wrestling and MMA with some fluidity. For the big annual New Year’s Eve fighting show, Dream mixed a tournament of legit bantamweight fighters and a couple of championship bouts with a few exhibitions of MMA fighters in pro wrestling bouts. That mix isn’t for everyone, though I’ll admit I’d rather see Josh Barnett in a pro wrestling bout than Chris Jericho shouting a bunch of obnoxious scripted boasts in a WWE show.

The problem is when the line between fiction and reality blurs. And that leads us back to Sonnen.

Start with trash-talking, most of which is harmless. No one was hurt when Nate Diaz flipped Donald Cerrone’s hat off (flipping off Cerrone during the fight was a little more difficult to defend), and these were just two willing participants trying to get fans (and themselves) ramped up for a fight. For the most part, it’s an act, designed to get fighters excited over the otherwise-abnormal act of punching someone else in the face. The “feud” is over when the fight is over.

Sonnen’s “act” has gone far beyond those bounds. The one-time political candidate is happy to bring politics into the arena. (So is Jacob Volkmann, who managed to get 15 minutes of fame by threatening Barack Obama and then casting himself as a martyr whose chiropractor job is threatened directly by the president, who apparently designed the whole health-care thing not to insure the uninsured by to oppress his business.) He gleefully insults Canada and Brazil. He has denied saying Lance Armstrong gave himself cancer, though he hasn’t exactly convinced the blogosphere of his innocence. He even takes that bluster into a serious career-threatening legal process over his testosterone therapy, blaming the media and saying he was found guilty of taking a “legal substance.”

So now we have a guy who sounds like Ric Flair yelling at Dusty Rhodes (hey, I’m old) when he’s talking about serious stuff. And when he decides to walk to a legitimate fight with a wrestler in his corner, it just seems like it should be the other way around.

Why should we care about this blurred line between wrestling and MMA? First, MMA fans have a right to know that what they’re watching is legit. Drug-testing is part of it.

Second, MMA fans have a right to say, “Look, leave Lance Armstrong and Canada’s government out of it.” Some may disagree, but the fans who prefer to watch fights without all that nonsense shouldn’t be dissuaded from speaking up.

Third, MMA — like all sports — has to watch its image. The challenges in MMA are unique in the sense that we still have grumpy old sports editors and corporate sponsors who don’t want to deal with the sport. But they’re not unique in the sense that any sport can be stereotyped. Browse any sports site and read the comments about people who think the NBA is populated by “thugs.” Look at the damage control baseball has had to do in the wake of its drug scandals and labor strife.

MMA has unique ties to pro wrestling, particularly in Japan but also in the USA with crossovers such as Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley. But MMA and wrestling are a volatile mix. Handle with care.

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Dec 06

(Classical music fades in and out as if on a distant radio station. It abruptly stops at times, raising hopes that call is about to begin. Then it restarts, dashing those hopes. … 10-15 minutes after the scheduled start time, the music stops.)

MUFFLED VOICE: … then he threw the soup.

(Others laugh)

OPERATOR: This is the UXC 132 conference call. Please hit Star-1 if you want to ask a question, but not yet. If you’re on a speakerphone, please mute it so your signal can reach our equipment. Turning it over to your host now, Mr. Jim Payar.

JIM: Thanks, this is Jim … Pierre … welcoming you to today’s call. On the line, we have UXC welterweight champion Delbert “Wild Man” Grumptalker, UXC heavyweight Pete Oneliner and Grumptalker’s challenger, Silva Silva. Silva will be speaking in Klingon, but we have Ed Worf translating for him. We’re still trying to reach Droopy Napmaster, who’ll be fighting against Oneliner — we’ll let you know when he’s on the line. Operator, we’re ready to take questions now.

OPERATOR: Once again, that’s Star-1 if you want to ask a question. We’ll pause now to assemble the queue.

(20 seconds later)

OPERATOR: Your first question is from Warren Whyzefirst from ChokeMeOut.com

WHYZEFIRST: Yeah, my question is for Droopy. Droopy, you won your last fight using a modified guillotine. Do you …

JIM: Hey … Warren? Warren? Yeah, Droopy isn’t on the line yet.

WHYZEFIRST: Oh. Um, OK then, I’ll ask Pete. Pete, Droopy tends to win his fights using various types of guillotine chokes. What do you plan to do to avoid his guillotine.

ONELINER: Knock him out. Maybe before he gets to the cage.

WHYZEFIRST: OK, great. Um, I’ll come back if Droopy gets on the line.

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Dec 04

Jason “Mayhem” Miller won the coaching battle with Michael Bisping, hands down. And his attitude during the show compared with Bisping’s made it easy for fans to pick sides going into last night’s fight.

But Miller really didn’t have much of a chance. He hadn’t fought in 16 months, and his last fight was a largely ceremonial dispatching of aging legend Sakuraba. He had only one prior fight in the UFC, in 2005 against Georges St. Pierre. Dana White says he didn’t look too good in that one, but who looks good against GSP? White and some of the media sang Dan Hardy’s praises for the mere act of not being submitted in a five-round whitewash. (Hardy lost his next three fights.)

Miller’s much better on the ground than he is on his feet. Last night, he was fighting a kickboxing monster in Bisping who’s also a bit bigger — Bisping’s a former light heavyweight, Miller sometimes fights at welterweight.

So Miller, rather predictably, came out and had a strong first round (FightMetric stats clearly favor him) but used up all his energy in doing so. Bisping pounded him for another round and a half before the fight was stopped.

White didn’t seem bullish on Miller’s future after last night’s loss. He Tweeted that the fight was one of the most lopsided in UFC history, though it clearly wasn’t the most lopsided of the night. (That would be Johnny Bedford’s gruesome beatdown of Louis Gaudinot in another substantial size mismatch.) Even after getting called out on Twitter by people pointing to Miller’s first-round performance and countless lopsided fights in UFC history (Quarry-Starnes, Silva-Griffin), he stuck by it in his postfight interview with Ariel Helwani. He was even less enthusiastic about Miller in his interview with Heavy MMA.

Four reasons to keep Mayhem in the Octagon:

1. He deserves a shot to be something other than the big underdog. His two UFC fights are against the greatest welterweight of all time and a top contender who’s a bad matchup for him even if he hasn’t been inactive for 16 months. If Hardy gets to stick around after dropping four straight, why cut Miller?

2. Grappling doesn’t suck. Variety is a good thing on a UFC card. The organization has plenty of “stand-and-bang” guys who stick around forever even though they’ll never crack the top 20. How about keeping a guy who can bring it on the ground?

3. He’s a good personality. He could easily join Stephan Bonnar and Amir Sadollah in the rotation of analyst/panelist/interviewers. (And let him do a real entrance next time.)

4. Promotional credibility. Fans tend to notice if you hype somebody up and then dump on them after one mistake.

Mayhem brought a lot to this season of The Ultimate Fighter, and that’s nothing to take lightly. We need to quit pretending that the best fighters are necessarily the best or most compelling TUF coaches. (See Lesnar, Brock. Or Hughes, Matt.) Maybe he has a long way back before he can coach there again, but people would probably tune in.

If Strikeforce continues as the flashy, techno-infused sibling to the rock-and-rap UFC, maybe Mayhem would be a better fit there in the long run. But surely he deserves at least one more shot in the UFC first. He did the UFC a great service by helping them reinvigorate The Ultimate Fighter before it moves to a new network. Seems like he should get some capital out of that valuable service.

Nov 30

And we bid a fond farewell to The Ultimate Fighter on Spike. This is the final episode (not counting the finale, which is basically a “Fight Night” card) that will air before the UFC takes its programming over to the Fox networks. Spike and the UFC have had seven years of remarkable brand-building together.

This one probably won’t have a lot of the shenanigans we’ve seen through TUF history. We have two fights, and the Bisping-Mayhem feud has fizzled.

We still have a feud between John Dodson and Johnny Bedford. Or at least a one-way hatred between Bedford, who has decided to judge lest he be judged. Or something like that. I’m not sure what they covered in their Bible study.

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Nov 17

If in some parallel universe I was never given a chance to appreciate MMA, I hope I still managed to avoid writing pieces like this Washington Post monstrosity bashing an activity I neither understood nor cared to research.

Let’s be clear — MMA isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Neither is boxing. Or football, rugby, Australian rules football or any sport in which people collide with malice. Or hockey or indoor lacrosse, where they sometimes toss off their gloves for bare-knuckle head punches.

But if you’re singling out MMA, the counterarguments are simple. Most boxing punches are aimed at the head; MMA targets the whole body. Chokes and armbars may look nasty on first glance, but they’re part of respectable Olympic judo, and they don’t cause long-term injuries. (Yes, we’ll make an exception for people who don’t tap when they’re in armbars or leglocks, but even then, we’re not talking about something as serious as the multiple concussions suffered by unfortunate athletes in football, hockey and soccer.) The rules used for the past decade are hardly “anything goes.”

In the Post piece, Fred Bowen offers up the odd factual clunker (boxing hasn’t had 15-round fights in decades) and an argument that would fail to impress your high school debate coach — to paraphrase, it’s basically “Excuse me, I’ve seen ultimate fighting, and it can’t possibly be more dangerous than cheerleading.”

I’ve seen triathlons, and I wouldn’t think they’re dangerous. But according to the Post, in a story I highly recommend reading, they are.

So we have the usual nightmare scenario for an opinion piece — poor/nonexistent research, misleading descriptions, personal dislike extrapolated to what the general public should avoid, etc.

Here’s the worst part: This isn’t an op-ed piece. It’s not a sports column. It’s in KidsPost, the section for children.

So instead of reading about historical figures, neat science facts or the swell things star athletes do, my kids get to read a lazy opinion piece telling them why no one should watch the sport Daddy covers.

Gee, thanks.

As always, the comments are open (within reason).

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Nov 17

I messed up “Episode” and “Season” in my last headline. Oops. Anyway, it’s Season 14, Episode 9.

Dustin Pague and his Mayhem teammates drop off a bag of food for a needy guy they’ve seen on their route to and from the training center. Nice.

Dustin also has a fight coming up, and Mayhem says he has dramatically improved. The game plan: Move around a lot, create angles, stay away from TJ Dillashaw’s straight-ahead punches and takedown efforts. Also, God’s plan will prevail.

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Nov 14

A montage of Fox Sports properties scrolls past, with the UFC listed alongside the Super Bowl, World Series and other major American events. Then we see an overhead shot of the Honda Center in Anaheim, mimicking the skyline and arena shots that opened the first Ultimate Fighting Championship broadcast exactly 18 years earlier. But instead of generic music and graphics, it’s the familiar Fox theme and feel.

The first UFC on Fox broadcast is a milestone for a young sport. Yet it’s more of a symptom of the sport’s upheaval and progress than the cause. The UFC and mixed martial arts as a whole are still in a state of rapid transition from an underground movement with breakthrough stars to a new world of great potential … and uncertainty.

Technically, little about Saturday night’s broadcast was a “first.” It wasn’t the first UFC appearance on a Fox network — a 2002 bout between Robbie Lawler and Steve Berger was plucked from a hastily assembled fight card to air later on Fox Sports Net’s The Best Damn Sports Show Period. Live UFC fights have been on cable for several years. Mixed martial arts had been on network TV with CBS a few times, with UFC rival EliteXC leading the way in May 2008.

EliteXC’s run, though, was over by the end of 2008. Though the organization had a few good fighters — Lawler once again was on the broadcast, and outstanding female fighter Gina Carano drew plenty of publicity — EliteXC put much of its promotional efforts behind Kimbo Slice, who had risen to celebrity through YouTube videos of his knockouts in backyards and boat yards. It was the equivalent of an upstart basketball league hiring locked-out NBA players but featuring someone who had an impressive reel of playground dunks.

UFC President Dana White had pledged that he wouldn’t do a network TV deal just to say he had one. He waited until he and a broadcast partner could do it right.

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Nov 10

Five minutes ago, I was watching the Family Ties episode in which Alex races to the train station to confess his love to Ellen, a scene made that much sweeter by the knowledge that the actors — Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan — are a couple to this day.

Now? Michael Bisping. This is like switching from the Sundays singing “Wild Horses” to Megadeth ranting about whatever those idiots rant about.

The house is splitting up into three groups. John Dodson and the other flyweight leprechaun dudes hang out in one spot. Dennis Bermudez, Johnny Bedford and a few others are studying the Bible. The others are in the “casino” group, playing cards.

 

Akira, the prankster who manages to rationalize his own hijinks while flipping out when someone returns the favor, shaves part of someone’s hair. That appears to be Bryan Caraway, who chases him across the house to threaten him. These lighter weight classes are FAST. (See SB Nation for more of Akira’s rationalizations. They’re actually quite amusing. He might be the most diabolical genius ever to appear on this show.)

Mayhem heard Bisping was planning a prank on his car. He arrives at the training center by bike.

Bisping and his coaches arrive in the parking lot with a massive skid, as if they’ve just won a NASCAR race and want to try a few donuts in celebration. Bisping and Tiki Ghosn peek into Team Mayhem’s dressing room for an idiotic chat to distract everyone. Spike has been building this prank up for weeks. Let’s see … after the break …

The ad break includes a terrific ad for UFC 139, which has a tremendous main card. Hendo-Shogun, Wandy-Cung Le, Faber-Bowles, Kampmann-Story. How deep is the card? Ryan Bader and Miguel Torres are in the prelims. (No, not against each other. Bader wold have a slight size advantage.)

When we return, Bisping blasts fire extinguishers into Mayhem’s dressing room. Bisping’s dressing room door is destroyed. Then a mariachi band walks through the hallway and appears outside. No further explanation would make any more sense of the situation.

Mayhem applauds, giving the credit to Tiki. Bedford, who can be found griping each week at mma.usatoday.com, gripes about it.

Bisping says they did the research and found the fire extinguishers aren’t toxic.

The whole thing seems to backfire on Bisping in a sense, though. The gym is trashed from the fire extinguisher crossfire, so Louis, Diego, Josh and Akira run sprints around the parking lot because they can’t train.

Back to the house — we don’t know much about Dennis, and it turns out we haven’t heard much because he’s not particularly coherent.

Back to the gym — Bisping gets a water-spraying ambush from a restroom. He doesn’t like water sprays. He kicks open the door. Surprise! It’s Akira! Who’s on his team!

Since Akira is supposed to be fighting Dennis, they put Akira through a brutal workout in which he starts out on his back and has to escape over and over while teammates take turns holding him down.

But Akira has enough energy to do another prank with Marcus Brimage’s help. Marcus jumps on Bisping’s back and rubs his sweaty jock strap in Bisping’s face. Marcus runs away, leaving Akira to deal with Bisping. The larger, fresher coach tosses Akira down and wraps the jock strap around Akira’s face. “I actually had to taste his salty balls,” Akira says.

This has gone to a weird place.

After the ad break, Bisping shows up at the house and calls Marcus out of the house. The result: A silly-string war.

Team Miller finally gets some screen time. Mayhem brought his dog again. More importantly, he brings Siyar Bahadurzada, a Golden Glory-trained fighter who just signed with the UFC and has impressive kickboxing skills. He apparently has some experience with Akira as well.

Back from the break, Akira serenades Dennis, rhyming “weigh-in” with “slaying.” He has a terrific voice. The UFC should hire him to do trash talk for reticent fighters.

Johnny says Akira-Dennis will be about a “three-minute beating.”

Dana thinks Akira bit off more than he can chew by calling out Dennis.

Bisping talks more trash to Mayhem, leading to this odd confessional quote from Mayhem: “I respect Michael Bisping. He’s a seasoned fighter. But I respect my father, and that didn’t stop me from kicking his ass.”

It’s already 10:47. This is shaping up to be a short fight. And the winner is in the final. He’ll get slaughtered by Diego Brandao, but still …

MMA Junkie always posts its recap at 10:55, so we may know the result before the broadcast of the fight starts.

We start at 10:52. Akira catches him early. And again. And he stuffs two Dennis takedown attempts. Dennis is lunging with punches. They trade big punches. Akira lands another big one. Dennis responds. Huge left drops Dennis, who recovers and shoots, then slams. He ends up with a guillotine. Akira taps just before he conks out. Herb Dean, ironically, was the ref when Akira possibly tapped in his last fight, and he’s here to stop this one.

In the recap, Marcus marvels that one of Akira’s punches spun Dennis around. Mayhem laments Dennis’s long-range takedown efforts but was happy that the takedown occurred in his own corner. He was able to ccoach Dennis like he was playing a video game.

Akira comes to and thinks the fight is still on. Bisping has to stop him, saying “guillotine, guillotine.”

A stunning fight, one that surely won’t hurt Akira’s UFC prospects despite the loss. And another fast-paced episode. Did you ever guess Mayhem would be less interested in pranks than Bisping?

Next week: Bisping-Mayhem coach’s challenge — air hockey! Dustin Pague eats a bug and then faces TJ Dillashaw.

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